"AND what would you like to be when you grow up Johnny?"
"I wannabe a weed alert incursion controller."
It hasn't got quite the same ring as police officer or firefighter but it is a real job because the Department of Primary Industries is looking for one.
Back Paddock was not much wiser after reading the job description but we are pretty sure it's something do with battling weeds.
Reminds Back Paddock of when garbage collectors were re-named sanitation engineers.
Won't be long before a truck driver job will be advertised as a supply chain logistics facilitator.
