FED up with the complaints from his party over his leadership, Malcolm Turnbull called a press conference under the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
"I'm sick of the sniping from my Liberal Party colleagues, so I'm going to do something they can't possibly whinge about," he told the gathered media.
He then proceeded to walk across Sydney Harbour.
Next morning the headlines read: "Minchin says Turnbull can't swim" and "Don't trust a leader who evades tolls: Abbott".
