WHAT'S wrong with this sentence, which landed on our desk with the picture of a horse battling through flames.
"In honour of San Anton, the patron saint of animals, horses are ridden through the bonfires on the night before the official day of honouring animals in Spain."
That's right, we like our four-legged friends so much we are going to give them third-degree burns - and all in the name of a saint.
Perhaps those who receive an Australia Day honour tomorrow should have to dash across the coals to collect their gong.
