THE new CEO starts his first day on the job at an international manufacturing company and wants to show he is going to take a tough line on slackers.
He goes down to the factory floor and immediately notices a young, scruffy looking bloke leaning against a wall.
The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business.
He asks the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looks at him and says, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
"Wait right here," the CEO says.
He walks back to his office, comes back in two minutes and hands the young bloke $1600 in cash.
"Here's four weeks' pay," the CEO says. "Now get out and don't come back."
By now the factory floor is silent and all eyes are on the boss. Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that young slacker did here?"
From across the room, someone finally speaks up. "He's the pizza delivery guy."
2 TWO dairy cows are standing next to each other in a paddock.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!' says Daisy.