Last Updated: May 27, 2015

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Letterbox search delivers a beauty

LOOKS like the competition has gone up a notch or two in our search for the best mailbox.

Elvis watches over his girls

Elvis watches over his girls
SO maybe bulls that act like dogs aren’t so unusual after all.

Arriving in style, in a Fiat

Arriving in style, in a Fiat
YOU couldn’t find more fitting wedding transport for an agricultural contractor than a convoy of tractors.

Driven to distraction

Driven to distraction
SAMANTHA Anderson was amazed to find this barrage of road signs in Point Lonsdale recently.

Laughing gear: Daddy issues

Laughing gear: Daddy issues
A FATHER put his four-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers.

Ask Agnes: What’s the fuss about?

Ask Agnes: What’s the fuss about?
DEAR Agnes, Last night, my television favourites were interrupted when my children insisted we watch Eurovision.

The best man for grooming

Hereford National Sale
ALL together now — Awwwww. Isn’t it great to see the future primary producers getting stuck in.

Ask Agnes: Selling mementos

Ask Agnes: Selling mementos
DEAR Agnes, I’m a bit short of a quid and have been contemplating taking a memento Granny gave me to Cash Converters.

Laughing gear: Stitch up

Laughing gear: Stitch up
A TRAFFIC cop pulls alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

The colours of money

The colours of money
IF ONE believes in omens this isn’t a bad one for beef producers.

A Deere little mailbox

A Deere little mailbox
NO PRIZES for guessing which tractor brand the owner of this letter box favours.

Novel idea for a tree guard

Novel idea for a tree guard
HERE’s a good reason not to throw out those rolls of used barbed wire.

Plenty of shelter here

Grand Annual Day
SO is this what they mean by punters “hedging their bets?”

This MP’s stand won’t hold water

This MP’s stand won’t hold water
DANNY O’Brien, member for Gippsland South, has suggested that we have an old tank stand contest.

What’s so funny?

EAST GIPPSLAND LANDSCAPES
BACK Paddock wonders what merriment took place to give the Ha Ha Creek in East Gippsland its name.

Laughing gear: Talking the talk

Laughing gear: Talking the talk
A LAW firm places an ad in the paper: “Assistant required. Applicant should be able to type, prepare coffee and be bilingual.”

Ask Agnes: Stick ‘em up

Ask Agnes: Stick ‘em up
DEAR Agnes, My poor husband, Reg, has retired as a nightwatchman.

Watch the video Loose bull causes traffic chaos

 Merranlee bulls in the paddock. Merranlee Poll Hereford Stud principal Wayne Murray with some of the stock produced at his p...
HOW do you move a one tonne bull off the road? With a fair bit of difficulty. WATCH THE VIDEO

Border tension has got us stumped

Border tension has got us stumped
REMEMBER when they built fences so strong the fence posts didn’t even need post holes?

Skeleton staff for mail deliveries

Letterbox.
WHO doesn’t love a novelty letterbox? And how good is this one between Benalla and Shepparton?

Surf ‘n Turf

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A TOP End couple was fishing at Darwin Harbour when a cow launched off the wharf into the water.

Whatever angle, it’s a car-tastrophe

Whatever angle, it’s a car-tastrophe
WHAT’s this? Has the Stig from Top Gear been visiting South Australia and got himself in to a spot of bother?

This bull’s no fool

This bull’s no fool
MEET Chief Sitting Bull, the Hereford who thinks he’s a dog.

Bonking Bales are bowled over

Bonking Bales are bowled over
THE SAGA of the bonking bales just keeps rolling on.

Stump claim a saw point in Otways

Stump claim a saw point in Otways
LOOKS like there is some debate about the origins of our recent picture of the tree stump big enough to stable a horse.

Ask Agnes: Barking tax break

Ask Agnes: Barking tax break
DEAR Agnes, I’m a hobby farmer and like to do the right thing like controlling pests and weeds on my block.

Laughing gear: Eye-catching pooch

Laughing gear: Eye-catching pooch
THREE handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, female Poodle.

We’re just testing you

We’re just testing you
ANY one spot the deliberate mistake in The Weekly Times classifieds last week to see if you were paying attention?

No one had a patch on Mick

No one had a patch on Mick
GRAHAM Rees from Ballarat has been reminded of his old boss Rupert “Mick” Moon, who was in World War I.

Getting down and dirty

Getting down and dirty
HEAR about the footy player that got a little behind in his work?
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Versatile range gaining traction

Versatile range gaining traction

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