”IT’S just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right.”
HOW long does it take to make a 45- second TV commercial?
DEAR Agnes, I was in the supermarket the other day and a man sneezed all over me and the tomatoes
“SO WHADDYA think of my new necklace girls? A bit of bling always helps lift a chap’s profile don’t ya reckon?”
“C’MON, Best Baa None, you can do it — two more seconds and we’ve got this in the bag.”
A LONG-married couple managed to get by because they watched their pennies.
DAVE Sharp, from Scotsburn, feared the worst while feeding some sheep recently when he felt a sharp sting.
LOOK! Over there! Is it a forage harvester? Is it a tiger? Is it a Holstein cow? No! It’s a caravan!
DEAR Agnes, my husband is a hoarder.
BRUCE Cook’s 50 Shades of Hay has taken out the inaugural Archibale Prize for best hay bale sculpture.
MT ELIZA’S Scott Lockwood did his best Superman impression leaping for a mark against Chelsea.
SON: Dad, how far will that plane fly?
CRIKEY. What’s going on here at the wool fashion parade at Sheepvention in Hamilton?
IT’S a bit of a toss-up which is the more boring — a ribbon cutting or a sodturning ceremony.
LOOKS like farmers all over the world love a bit of hay bale art.