GEEZ the regional media cuts must be really deep when you rely on the subjects of your story to help put it to air.
IT’S the race that stops Berriwillock. Headers will stop, hundreds of school kids are being bussed in, old connections will return.
“AWWW fair suck of the sauce bottle,” this calf seems to be saying to its horsey mate.
DEAR Agnes, I heard on the wireless the other day they reckon bacon and salami are as bad as cigarettes in causing cancer.
“LOOK at me look at me! Aren’t I cute as?”
JIM was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the least.
YOU had to feel for former Premier Denis Napthine as two of his passions clashed on Saturday.
WHO would have thought wrapping silage could help the cancer cause?
DEAR Agnes, For many years my weekly treat has been lunch at the local bakery.
GOOD to see the Libs have spared no expense on candidate Roma Britnell’s campaign in Saturday’s by-election for South-West Coast.
A MAN came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud.
IS it a bid to put Lancefield on the map of “Big Things” or an attempt at one upmanship against the neighbouring town of Romsey?
DEAR Agnes, My neighbour has every motorised garden tool you can imagine and isn’t afraid to use them.