A CHILD asked his father, “How were people born?”
Dear Agnes, Please can you help? I am backpacker from Germany undt are vorking on de farm for to get the extending on the visa so I can stay longer for to see more of your beautiful country.
A MAN strolls into the paint section of a hardware store and walks up to the assistant.
WHY spend thousands of dollars on a backyard swimming pool when you can make one for next to nothing?
BARNABY Joyce can’t be accused of not rolling up his sleeves and getting his hands dirty.
WELL there’s no mistaking what this road is called. Someone who lives on Shorts Lane at Heathcote thought it might be useful to add a helpful pointer just in case you weren’t sure which one it is.
SHARMAN Stone would not have been out of place on the set of Sale Of The Century last week.
NOW that Sport Minister Hugh Delahunty has announced he won’t contest the Victorian election, it’s time to assess his legacy.
IT’S still two months until cricket is replaced with footy at country ovals, but the footy news is coming thick and fast.
DID you hear the big news? The Weekly Times won at last week’s Super Bowl.
US PRESIDENT Barack Obama reckons he learnt his fair share about agriculture from his uni days.
DOUG Ford from Smeaton wants to settle a discussion about the old variety of windmills.
DEAR Agnes, Don’t get me wrong - I’m not one of those kooky members of PETA or Animals Australia.
A SCHOOL had never received a donation from one of the parents, a wealthy banker, so they gave him a ring.
"WE'VE got to stop meeting like this. People are starting to talk.